A Monkey, Really?

The fountain of youth, the elixir of life. There are hundreds of ways people try to stay young, but the way I've found to be the best is to always keep a part of it with you. There are two effective ways to do this. One is through your blanket, or as most call, it your blankie. The other, which I prefer, is the stuffed animal. I feel this shows more about a person. The type of animal is representative of the person. If you are going to have a stuffed animal make sure it is a recognizable one.

I do not think this looks like a monkey. It may have the face of a monkey but that's where it ends. What species of monkeys have tuffs of hair, the body of a dog, and a tail that looks more like that of a snake? I'm all for monkeys, almost half of the stuffed animals I had were monkeys. With mine you could at least tell they were monkeys. Bananas, long tails, big ears, all helped to set their identity. I believe I am going to have to bring one of mine so this person can see what a real stuffed animal is supposed to look like. Until then I will continue to harass this person about their "monkey".